It was supposed to be bacon and eggs breakfast. I fried bacon and a little bit of bread, took tasty olives out of the pickle and placed the fresh and green onion. The dish was ready and served. I ungrudgingly ate it but something was wrong. Something was missing. I forgot to put the eggs!
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Я оказался не целевой ;)
Да, по моим подсчётам яичница без яиц в восьмидесяти процентах случаев не такая вкусная. В остальных двадцати её и за яичницу-то считать не приходится.